Columbia University Marching Band
CUMB...just think about that for a second before you click.
Cornell University Big Red Marching Band
The Ivy League's only non-scramble band (cough FASCIST cough).
Dartmouth College Marching Band
Honestly, we don't really know anything about Dartmouth...but they're a strange and foreign culture, so we're simply waiting for the opportune moment to initiate hostilities.
Harvard University Band
A button from a previous year says it all: "Big Drum, Small Stick."
Princeton University Band
We love'em, but the uniforms keep triggering epileptic fits.
University of Pennsylvania Oxymoronic Fighting Quaker Marching Band
The real question about the Penn band is, with a name like that, do you think they're trying to compensate for something?
Yale Precision Marching Band
Just like that old lightbulb joke about New Haven, Yale's band looks better in the dark.