Georgetown
Pregame
Ladies and gentlemen, friends and alumni, presenting an organization that.s been on both sides of the benedict it.s the Brown University .Holy Water Batman. Band!!
Band runs onto field
The Brown Band is so very excited that Georgetown has graced us with their presence that we are can barely stop our instruments from leaking. Last time we came to Georgetown, you guys blessed the field, and because at Brown we pride ourselves sharing the experience, we decided to do the same. But since we have no official religious affiliation watch now as the band ushers our very own spiritual figure onto the field and plays a hymn, wholely.
Band Forms Death Star, plays Imperial March
Now that the field has been made palpatinely holy, the band will B-labor the point play in the pray.
Band Forms B and plays In the Fray.
Half Time
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni Presenting an Organization that always runs trots and skis! It.s the Brown University .why is there red in my Brown!?. Band!
So many changes have occurred at Brown this semester. They.ve added 69 cents to the meal price and have given us 5 more dollars to wrap our Paws around. With all this money flowing back to the students, the Brown Band has managed to buy out Brown and has now deemed campus as fully communist. So Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, welcome to RED university (Band takes off jackets). As our first order of business, the RED Band will celebrate this glorious occasion by making a tribute to Sean Connery, and going a Hunt for Red September.
Band form a Tribute and plays September.
There are going to be some serious changes going on now that Red is the new Brown. Vice-President of Communism is Dean Mao Zedong. Dean of Women Advancement is Ms. Ho Chi Minh. And in charge of Campus Initiatives of Today is a guy named John, who told us he.ll present his set of initiatives tomorrow.*cough*.but until then that we should make a monument for our beloved President, Ruth the Red, and play .You Can Call Me Jake..
Band forms biological sign for female and plays You Can Call me Al
Ruefully, due to a lack of work ethic and some indelible corruptness that comes from residing in Rhody, the Band has been forced to sell Red back to Brown. Although saddened by the loss of our grand nation, the artists-formerly-known as Red are always ready to Brown themselves again. Watch now as the Band waggles its instruments ebulliently at masses, forms a B, and welcomes Brown Forevermore.
band forms B and plays #3
Join us Next week when Brown welcomes Harvard.with a vengeance!
Band Marches off to #1
Harvard
Pre-Game
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, presenting an organization that will never stop coming early, It.s the Brown University .Roshashanna, Roshashanna, Oy Vey Vey, Lech Heim!. Band!
Band runs on to field
The Brown Band was so happy to hear that Harvard was saving the bacon of poorer students everywhere by ending early admission. Your actions and initiatives in the matter have even given Princeton the impetus to address its own early admission predicament. That takes chutzpah, and we admire that. By removing the silver spoon of privilege from the bowels of sordid legacy, you have taken the measures required to stick it to the man, or woman. To commemorate this glorious day, the Brown Band will form a symbolic spoon and play Hold On .Til Spring, I.m Coming.
Band Forms Spoon and plays Hold On I.m Coming
Although we applaud you Harvard for you coming to sensibilities and trying to do the right thing, but realistically you guys have just given prospective high school seniors, one more reason to Brown themselves. So watch now as we represent those high school seniors, make a symbolic B-line to the Van Wickle gates, and proclaim our status as Brown Men Born.
Band forms B and makes Brown Man Born
Half Time
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, Presenting an Organization that not Ruthless, it.s the Brown University .Ruth gets to stay, You get a Chinese vegetable!. Band!
Band Runs onto field
The Brown Band is concerned about the state of the world at the moment. Up is down, left is right, black is white.Pluto isn.t a planet. We feel cheated and lied to. In fact, we realize that this removal our beloved Pluto as a planet is only one example of a plethora of facts turned false. Segways were supposed to be the end of walking, but we still have to use our legs like chumps. Fresh Spinach was supposed to be good for you, now it.s bringer of violent dysentery. The Boogie Man was supposed to be false, but now we find out he.s currently making Jamaican dance hall records. Watch now as the Brown Band mentally grasps these revelations, forms a specter it hardly knows, and proves it.s not afraid of the boogie man or any ghosts.
Band Forms Ghost and Plays Ghostbusters
The Brown Band has just compiled a list of things once true, but are now defunct just to prove to how full of lies this world is. And here.s the list:
A)The Link between Iraq and Al-Qaeda.Unless it.s an unannounced Legend of Zelda video game title.
B)That Ronald Reagan tore down the Berlin Wall..we found out wrecking balls were used.
C)Social Security. If you aren.t getting it now, you won.t ever.
D)That The Cookie Monster eats cookies. C is NOT For cookies but for carrots, and that is NOT good enough for me.
E)The Brontosaurus. How can something go extinct twice? Apatosaurus on the head for whoever was in charge of that one.
F)THE PRINCETON BAND!!!
Well.the last one isn.t defunct, and hopefully it never will be (semper fi Stanford Band), but Watch now as the band forms a time machine, and goes back in time to pay tribute to when all these things were true .or not.
Band Forms Time Machine and plays Time Warp
As we finally come to terms with all this, we can.t help but realize some things never change...like Harvard.s sub-parness. Wait, what this? Apparently a group of scientists have gotten together and decide Harvard is now a dwarf university because it is too cold and distant. Tough luck for the Crimson, but its ok. you.ll still always the Michigan of the East. Watch now as the band forms a B cough for Harvard.s new flushometers and plays #2.
Band Forms a B and plays #2
Join us next week when Bruno battles the Ram and shouts .It.s either U! R I!.
URI
Pregame
Ladies and Gentleman, Friends and Alumni, Presenting an Organization that has a history with Chaffey, Lincoln, is the Brown University .Hurras today, gone tomorrow?. Band!
The Brown Band is exhausted from its 69-minute pilgrimage across the expansive state of Rhode Island, but is all a jitter to see the supple Cup of the Governor. If you play your game right, URI, this year could be your chance to get lucky, as we all know URI hasn.t Rammed its way to a scoring and winning season since 2001. Now this might be because of your cough conservative endowment or it could be because URI sounds like UTI... But in any case, we love you rhody.lose or lose, rain or.rain. So watch now as we represent our love for you, form a heart and play From Me to U.RI.
Band forms heart and Plays From Me to You
Now that we.ve shared our feelings and everything is out in the open we are going take a break. Watch as the Brown Band trombone section shines its rusty instruments for the game while the band forms a B for Bumming around, and plays .Brown? There!.
Band Forms B and plays Brown Bear
Half Time
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni Presenting an Organization that needs a Kleenex every time, it.s the Brown University .Keep it Gesund-tight!. Band!
The Brown Band noticed that URI was holding Speak-Easy Jeopardy today from 2-6pm, and being the helpful and sincere organization that we are, decided to help facilitate the matter. But before we do, let us just say we very proud of U..RI for taking measures to lubricate its obviously desiccated campus. With less friction, we are sure coming and goings of campus will be going much Smoother . To represent this, watch now as the Band forms a symbolic greased wheel and plays Smooth.
Band Forms Wheel and plays Smooth
Ok now Back to Speak-Easy Jeopardy. The Band has been busy thinking of categories to wet the whistles of those participating. And here they are:
A) Members of the Penn Fifteen club.for 420
B) Vulcanized Fruits..for 6900
C) Sticky situations at the URI Oozeball.for 21
D) Genetically Engineered Hypoallergenic Pussycats.dander I hardly know her!
E) The Double E.EEEEEEEEEE
F) THE PRINCETON BAND
We hope with these ideas that you could go all the way, and that your game will be much more pleasant for all those involved. To aid in the festivities, the Brown Band will now make ice cream just the way your mother likes it, play Stacey.s Mom.s Ice cream.
Band forms ice cream and plays Stacey.s mom
Well its time to us to go Rhody, no no It.s not you, its URI. Be strong guys as you are a mighty institution. In fact, some may even call you the Harvard of nowhere. So as we bow out, The band will grab some Craisins from .The Butt. Refectory, form a B for Benevolence, and play Thanks 4 sharing.
Band Forms a B and plays # 4.
Next week the Bruno will face Holy Cross, and although the band won.t physically be there, our spirit will surely cross the line.
Band Marches off to #1
Princeton
Pregame
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, Presenting an organization can.t wait for the premiere of Doom 2: I still know what you doomed last summer, it.s the Brown University .the Bone Saw is Ready!. Band!
Band runs onto field
Last time the Princeton Band Jabroni.s came to Brown town, the felt the wrath of the people.s trombone as one of our Brown Band Fathers tackled that cocky Princeton drum Major. Now that were in your wrestling arena we want to challenge you to another game.OF PAIN! O YEAH! So if you jabroni.s think you can handle the Macho Band of Brown University, COME GET SOME! OOO YEAH! Watch as the Band forms wrestling ring and asks DO YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL What Bruno is cookin.?
Band forms circle and plays Smells like teen spirit
We.re gonna break you in half! We are gonna throw your own pimps at ya! But most importantly we are gonna form a B, and say .We.ll be waiting for YOU In the FRAY!.
Band forms B and plays in the fray
Half Time
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, Presenting an organization that doesn.t need grade inflation because it really is just getting smarter, it.s the Brown University .000010011011011101110111101100101.2. Band!
The Brown Band has got your number Princeton. The signs of your insecurity are so obvious. Your blatant correction of your early admission problem right after Harvard.s.the inflation of your ehem Egos by denying grade inflation.the investment in a super computing instrument with an enormous hard drive. So to recognize this swelling insecurity, watch as the band forms two binoculars to represent our ever-vigilant eyes, and hopes you to stop Horsin. around and be true to yourselves.
Band forms 2 circles and plays The horse
As for that supercomputer, the Brown Band was thinking of all the things you can.t do to get more ram for your buck.here.s the list:
A) KK Keep Minorities out of Princeton. There.s a Black guy oo look another one!
B) Make New Jersey a more desirable place to live.I mean come on.
C) Protect Princeton Drum Majors from beatings from Brown Dads.YOU.RE MINE!
D) Make those ridiculous orange jackets look good.
E) Calculate GPAs lower than a 4.0
F) THE PRINCETON BAND
To represent this list in RISDEIC fashion, watch as the Brown Band forms a Super-Computer and lets everyone what you.ll really be using the computer for.
Band Forms Computer and plays Beat It.
Well now we.re coming to the end of stint on the field we have to make sure we play with the Woody Woo and admire the physical manifestation of your .Scili envy.. e.g. your .Math-Li.. Oh by the way, we noticed the latin motto of school is Dei sub numine viget. We only have this to say: Dei sub numine tamen exsorbet. While we leave to suck on this, watch as the band chills out, forms a B, and plays Bring the Whiskey!
Band form B and plays Bring the Victory
Join us Next week when the Brown Band welcomes Cornell and thanks their parents for putting in the extra dough to keep them from engorging themselves.
Band Marches off to #1
Cornell
Pregame
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, Presenting an Organization that.s been giving instruction in any area that counts since .69, It.s the Brown University ...Hey! I What are you doing?!! I didn.t even say it yet!. BAND!
The Brown Band has recently decided to write a children.s book, and has been frantically looking around for inspiration. And thanks to Cornell.s wonderful ability to inspire the child-like brain activity and your new President, we have a book. So with Seussian homage, here.s the title Brown Band latest.s work: President Skorton hears a Big Red What! To commemorate the debut of this book, the Brown Band will now form the cover art of the book and play Come on and READ!
Band Form book cover art and plays Come on Eileen (may be cut for time reasons)
Now here.s the story, Skorton the President, who one day on the fifteenth of May decided to throw his life away, became the Leader of group of capital A.s . Befuddled, Bejittered, and all Afittered after several days, he wondered, .O how can I correct my life of dismay.. Searching, and seeking for a way out, he finally found one without doubt. .I.ll go to Qatar, that.s pretty far, maybe hang out in some booty bar.. But once again his choice was wrong, for the Big Red What was there and strong. As Tears, tears rolled down his face, he sadly said, .I.ll never be free of this place.. Yeah its sad, we know.so watch now as the Brown Band forms a B for Buck up and plays the .Brown cheering you up. song. * Sniffle *
Band Forms B and plays, Hockey style #2
Halftime
Ladies and Gentlemen, Friends and Alumni, Presenting an Organization that puts the .homey. back in Homecoming, it.s the Brown University .Duck Duck Goose Goose Goose JaigerM* hurling sound* . Band
Mommy and Daddy are here, and the Brown Band couldn.t be more excited. They gave us life, supported us when we needed it the most... provided us with that perfect.or not so perfect image for us to model ourselves after. The thought that we will one day turn into you is.comforting.yeah.that.s the word. So watch now as the Brown Band forms a symbolic comforter and plays . Kinship.
Band Forms Comforter and plays Championship
We gotta say, parents, one of the best things you ever did was send us to Brown. So we polled you guys to find out why did, and here are the results:
A) You didn.t want to go here
B) You thought it was a Historically Black institution
C) You were under the influence when you made the decision
D) Because of the wonderful advertisement on Bill O.Reilly
E) Its not Gorgeous
F) The Princeton Band!
Thanks again .rents! Contrary to the advertisement Big Red doesn.t look good on anyone. To celebrate your wise decision, The band will form thinking cap and thank you for your thought.
Band forms thinking cap and plays think.
We hope you all enjoyed the Red Brown Show.its not the Red Green one, but it.s 50% less Canadian! We.d love to stick around a little longer, but we have to go raise our endowment. Just kidding..but seriously, there will be a donation bucket at the Brown University Band section of the of the bleachers. Watch now as the Brown Band shamelessly solicits its alumni for more money, forms a B, and plays .Brown Burr-sar..
Band forms B and plays Brown Bear
Join us Next week when Bruno goes Philadelphia, where it was borne and raised.well not really.and realizes the Penn 15 club is simply swelling with hot air.